Monday, December 18, 2017

The Viking by Marti Talbott

2.85 Stars


BEWARE:  MILD-TEMPERED VIKINGS WITH ITALIAN LAST NAMES AND SCOTTISH ACCENTS AHEAD.

Book Rating:  PG

Language:  G

Violence:  PG (A man is whipped, the Vikings invade Scotland, whatever. Not much blood)

Sex:  PG  (Light on the romance, but there are a lot of allusions to different men bedding different women. There are references to rape as well as a sentence in the very beginning which says something along the lines of “It takes a man only a few minutes to pleasure himself….”

Drug/Alcohol Use/Abuse:  G

          I didn’t hate this book, but I definitely didn’t love it either. I actually contemplated giving up on it three chapters in. (More on that later). Ultimately, this is a story that follows the Viking Stefan through four years of his life (ages 14-18) after he is abandoned in Scotland during a raid gone wrong. To save himself, he masquerades as a distant Scottish cousin of two kindly Scottish ladies, Jirvel and her daughter Kannak. 

          There were some really great things about this book. I felt that Stefan was a strong narrator and the plot kept me interested and reading. The writing flowed well and was easy to understand and I give Stefan all the props for the compelling plot. The writing was very simple, juvenile at times, but I felt like this book was written overall for younger teens/pre-teens so I can forgive it. I felt like the story as a whole was well-written, but there were some definite issues.

To start:

1.  Stefan is a Scandinavian Viking with the last name of Rossetti. ITALIAN. ROSETTI IS ITALIAN. But that’s cool. Stefan is only the Viking leader’s son with no connections to Italy…I’ll just let myself out.

2.  My favorite Viking adventurers talk with Scottish accents using “dinna” for “didn’t” and calling each other lads (even the full grown Viking warriors) as well as saying “ye” and “aye” way too much for comfort. I have trouble anyway reading books in full-on accent mode, but then you add to that Vikings who are speaking like they’ve never stepped foot in Scandinavia and I was done. NOTE: This is when I was seriously thinking about stopping and throwing this book into my “no, thank you” pile. I’ll admit, it does get easier the more you read if you don’t dwell on the fact that Stefan is in fact a Viking and NOT a Scotsman. But whatever, I finished it.  

3.  I know this con is actually a good thing, but it’s just so unrealistic. You have Donar, Stefan’s Viking King father who says that he made a promise to his mother never to “force” a woman. Now, this is great, a Viking who doesn’t rape and pillage. But for that time, I just didn’t believe it. I would have much rather have Donar be a true Viking warrior and hate him for what he did, than to think of the entire Viking Squad as a fairytale. 

4.  Stefan’s mother was captured by the Vikings and made Donar’s wife and she had absolutely no qualms about it. HER ONLY DEMAND WAS THAT THEY TAKE HER SISTER TOO OR SHE WOULDN’T GO WILLINGLY. Homegirl just threw her sister under the bus, pointed out where she was hiding, and had her captured by the fearsome Vikings as well. I just…Stefan claims it was to save his aunt from an awful marriage. But, to quote Joseph Conrad, would being married to this Scotsman really be worse than being surrounded by “lusty, red-eyed devils” whose only real love was raping and pillaging western Europe?

5.  The plot was good, but it wasn’t GOOD. Sure, it kept me reading, it kept me interested, but it didn’t seem to be going anywhere substantial. From what I read, I guess this is a prequel to some of Talbott’s other series? But coming from a reader with no connection to these other books, the plot seemed to go nowhere. I wanted to know what Stefan’s part in the story was. He was a good narrator, but it just seemed that after he was left by his people, he kind of flopped. He had no drive or purpose. I’m kind of shocked that I was kept interested throughout the entire story because usually those kinds of book have trouble keeping the attention. So Marti Talbott is definitely doing something right.

6.  Stefan’s a Viking which means he was most likely a Pagan, but he seems to be very in tune with God and Catholicism. He crosses himself a lot, prays a lot…but who am I to say he’s not a Christian Viking? It happened to Ragnar in History Channel’s Vikings.

          So there are my big issues with the story that made me contemplate giving it only two stars. There were enough eye-roll moments to really make me question my sanity. BUT. It was fast-paced, I liked Stefan overall (though he was kind of flawless), and I liked the premise. I’m a sucker for some medieval drama, so you had me at the word Viking, Ms. Talbott. Hats off to you for creating a main character that had little motivation but kept me rooting for him nonetheless. Stefan was kind, noble, strong, and valiant. Everything I could hope for in a hero. 

It also occurred to him (Stefan) that the old man had the answer to loneliness. There was someone he could talk to in his oppressive world of silence. At first he felt too shy to talk to God and said all the things he was taught to say by the priests. But he soon found those words had little meaning when what he really wanted to do was talk to him man-to-God.”
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Friday, December 15, 2017

The Diviners by Libba Bray

5 Stars

I'M DONE. OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE BOOK OF 2017. EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME

Book Rating: PG-13

Language:  PG  (Uses of d*mn. Uses the word negro a lot which is acceptable for the time period, but still). 

Violence:  PG-13  (Brutal murders, descriptions of ritual sacrifices. Dude, I was freaked).

Sex:  PG  (No sex, but there are lusty inner thoughts).

Drugs/Alcohol:  PG  (It was the time of bootlegging and speakeasies. Everyone drank. Evie has a deep love for gin and is obviously inebriated in several scenes). 

          Lemme tell you, I have never read a book that left me as scared, intrigued, and in love than this one. I can’t even begin to explain how much I love this story. It had a dynamic main character, no cases of insta-love, a bad guy with cult-like beliefs and a dark childhood, secondary characters that I loved equally, and the enchanting background of 1920’s New York City. 

          I have to commend Libba Bray for the amount of obvious research that went into The Diviners. It felt like I was in 1920’s New York with the speakeasies and mob bosses and religious and political turmoil. She researched the slang and language of the 1920’s that made it so much more realistic and believable. I think that if anyone else had tried to write a book using 1920’s slang, it wouldn’t go nearly as well as Bray’s. I would have had so much more trouble deciphering it if it weren’t for the immersive writing and captivating characters. 

          You don’t even understand how grateful I am for the lack of insta-love and for an unobvious love interest. This is so rare in YA fiction so The Diviners was like a breath of fresh air. At one point or another, I thought Evie would end up with Sam, T.S. Woodhouse, Jericho, or Memphis. My favorite romances are slow-burning because it is literally the slimmest of odds that you meet someone and decide they are your forever love in the first day, but literally every person in YA seems to have this happen to them. I was so happy when Evie happened to befriend three out of the four main men in her life and each of the friendships kept me guessing on where they were going to go. And it wasn’t just the relationships between Evie and the boys, but also the strong female friendships.

          Upon coming to New York, Evie reconnects with her old friend and pen pal, Mabel. Mabel is the daughter of two social justice warriors and sometimes feels small and insignificant. When Evie comes along, her world becomes one of intrigue, parties, and adventures (something I love about Evie). Then the girls meet Theta, a Ziegfeld girl, who lives in the same building as they do. Evie instantly wants to befriend her, but Mabel is hesitant because Theta is otherworldly, tall, beautiful, graceful, and famous. What I love is that Theta could have easily been written off as a bully because she fits the typical girl-bully image of insanely popular and beautiful, but instead, she becomes one of Evie’s closest friends with her own tragic back-story. Bray humanized her goddess-like qualities which made me so happy.

          Now, Evie. She was deep and complicated. She was shallow at times, but as Jericho put it, had “an unusual kind streak.” Sometimes she was scared and a little bit ditzy and she drank a little too much, but that’s the thing about compelling main characters. They have their flaws and their flaws are the forces that make them relatable and lovable and passionate about certain aspects in their lives. I wasn’t so sure about Evie in the beginning because she was so shallow and had a very London Tipton-esque YAY MEEEE attitude and only desired to be the center of attention. But Evie grew as a character and became someone whose spunk I really came to admire. She still liked the attention and was still a little shallow, but it came to be something that enhanced her character instead of detracting from it. I love me some main character growth.

          I AM ALSO SO HAPPY WITH THE PLOT. I’ve always been interested in the psychology of serial/rampage killers (I was a forensic psychology major at one point) and this book just had me hooked from the beginning until the very end. It honestly terrified me at points and my heart was pounding heavily in my chest. Naughty John’s ritual murders were terrible and horrifying, but fascinating in the way they adhered to each ritual sacrifice in the cult bible, The Book of the Brethren. There were nights when I would put the book down at about 11 o’clock at night and then have to watch an episode of The Office just to get my mind off of Naughty John and the ways he would string up his victims before trying to go to sleep. The plot was riveting as the characters slowly tried to untangle the mystery behind the ritual killings. 

          Ultimately, this book has officially made it into my “favorites” list. I’ve heard some very questionable things about the second book in the series, but I’m excited to read it nonetheless. This book is everything I could have hoped for. 


“The land was a pledge, and the land was an idea of freedom, born from the collective yearning of a restless nation built on dreams. Every rock, every creek, every sunrise and sunset seemed a bargain well-struck, a guarantee of more.”

And for my favorite quote:


“…She can’t even keep up with her own children, who run around like a bunch of fools in a foolyard.”  
Good ol’ Aunt Octavia
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